"Living in England I don't have to act like I'm having fun. Sitting here in the sun. In England"
So said one of my favourite Aussie bands 'The Screaming Jets' on their track 'Living in England'.
I can only assume those bastards were taking the piss.
Welcome to my blog. I've decided to give the world a totally unbiased view of what its really like to come from the greatest country in the world and live in what can only be classified as the arsehole of the universe. ENGLAND.
Oh sure there are a couple of reasonable things about Pommie Land. But then again I'm sure the same could be said about Afghanistan, Zimbabwe and the Democratic Republic of Congo. Britain is an excellent base to set yourself up to explore mainland Europe and Ireland . Britain has excellent roadsigns. And your average Pommie driver is so polite behind the wheel they will happily slam on their brakes in moving traffic just to let me out of a shitty side street so I can join him and do 2 kmh as well on yet another gridlocked main road.
But trust me people, thats as good as it fucking gets.
By the use of this blog I will be shedding light on EXACTLY what it's like to exist in this fucked up little island they call 'Great' Britain.
God save the Queen.
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